My Weed Smoking Virginity

My Weed Smoking Virginity

May 06
My Weed Smoking Virginity

We are about to get personal! 🙂

We are going to talk about the first time that I did IT….thats right; IT! When I lost the Sweet Cherry of My Innocence to the Wonderful World of Weed Smoking. I must admit, that I spent most of my teenage years as a bit of a prude to the idea of Marijuana. There would be those occasional, “Hey, You know, we should hang out sometime, chill, and smoke a joint situations.” I Always followed those proposals with an, ” I don’t do that.” Maybe I was playing hard to get? Maybe I was scared? Im not really sure. I just held off with so much as even flirting with the idea, until I was much out of high school. Maybe subconsciously I justifying that even though I Wanted To Experiment, I was really just waiting for the “Right Moment.”

Smoke Weed and Chillll

Smoke Weed and Chillll

You never know when those “Right Moment” Moments will arrive, and when they do, it seems as though we have this glorified idea of what will happen. Kind of like falling in love with the stereotypical Tall, Dark, and Handsome Prince that rides in on the Magnificent White Stag Type Thing…..He kisses you, Its Amazing, Bla Bla Bla and Bang you Bang!!

All of the Above?

All of the Above?

My Magical Moment all started out as just a normal day. It was the beginning of Summer. I woke up, ate some breakfast, and called to see what my friends were up to for the day.  I got a hold of 2 of my best guy buddies. I will call them Jay and Bob to protect their real identities. Bob lived in a super rad house with a cool backyard, pool, and view of the canyon, so Jay and I decided that we would go there and chill at Bob’s house. Haha, Chill….that should have been my first hint!

The first half hour spent outside passed quickly.  We were drinking, hanging out, talking, laughing, and blablabla-ing. At one point, Bob had to get up to go use the restroom, powder his nose, or whatever boys do; and I stayed outside with Jay. We were both left unsuspecting that our lighthearted humor was just the foreplay of the about to come, “MOMENT WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!”

My Friends Jay and Bob

My Friends Jay and Bob

In walked Bob, holding a Big, Long, Black, Glass, Blown…….. VASE?? Hahahaha….think again. I quickly realized that my first impression had been deceiving. Sooooo deceiving. Bob cautiously approached me, ” I would like to introduce you to a friend,” he said. ” I would like for you to meet Andre The Giant…..BONG!” With a look of shock in my eyes and curiosity everywhere else, I managed to stutter, “Nice to Meet You Andre, what a nice bowl you have.”

My Prince Charming

My Prince Charming

70 Year Old Weed Virgins!

70 Year Old Weed Virgins!

The conversation flowed pretty easily from there, I mean next thing I knew, Andre and I were practically making out.  There was just something about Andre that whispered to me “Put it to your lips and Suck It!”. Next thing I knew I had a mouthful of smoke and knew it was time to pull it out! By it, I am referring to the bowl:)  Thanks to my two Prince Charmings Jay and Bob, I just had my first Toke Off A Crazy Big Black Bong Named Andre. And yep, next thing you know, I lost it. The cherry of my childhood replaced by the cherried greens of my First Bowl.  I was no longer a Sweet, Innocent, and Inexperienced Girl. I had become an Empowered and Experienced Weed Smoking Woman. Squinty eyed, Pasty Mouthed, and Happy As A Clam 🙂

A Toke A Day Keeps The Doc Away; and Laughs to Stay!

A Toke A Day Keeps The Doc Away; and Laughs to Stay!

…Did I forget to mention stoned?!

 

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