Blaze Before Bed

Blaze Before Bed

Jun 26
Blaze Before Bed

Blaze Before Bed

 

Routine is one of the ruling factors in my life. Not on a major scale, but on a personal scale of certain ways I go about my day in order to keep myself sane. I have the typical morning of Coffee, Shower Get Ready and Surf. Followed by an afternoon of Work and Evenings at home.
On the more personal level I would like to share some more of my habits. With the “Wake N Bake” term being ever so popular, I would also like to point out the loveliness of A “Blaze Before Bed” routine.

Blaze Before Bed

Blaze Before Bed

After a long day, of no matter what I am doing, almost nothing feels better than kicking back and blazing it up. Whether a nice solid bowl of green, or a Joint rolled of fresh green, a few puffs of Mi Amiga MaryJane and suddenly my days seem completed and successful. Each Puff, a satisfactory pat on the back for the days activities!

Blaze Before Bed

Blaze Before Bed

It either takes the edge off from a stressful day or just simply is a reward for a good day done, and it always leaves you feeling better!

So as I would like to express my love Wake N Bake as well, beginning my daily routine, I have to say that My Blaze Before Bed is honestly the icing on the cake! What I look forward to after I long day.I know that when I lie down, and light up, after just a few tokes in I am comfy and sleepy.  go to bed relaxed, happy,  knowing I have sweet dreams ahead, and more for tomorrow!

Blaze Before Bed

Blaze Before Bed

 

 

Shmokin Apples!

Shmokin Apples!

Jun 25
Shmokin Apples

Shmokin Apples

 

When it comes to the art of smoking weed, they are many upon many options on how you can take on this task. From the Classic Joint, To A Bowl with some Buddies, or some rips from a Bong, all will get you elevated to your happy place.

Shmokin Apples

Shmokin Apples

 

Sometimes however, it is nice to mix up the typical ways of smoking weed and just go back to the basics. Thats right folks, Shmokin Apples!  Smoking out of an Apple is one of the tastier ways to smoke weed, and actually serves as a nice snack, once the munchies have set in!

Shmokin Apples

Shmokin Apples

 

 

Besides being the perfect undercover smoking device, an Apple Pipe is actually the easiest to make and the Best Fruit to smoke out of!  With just a hole through the top (bowl), that connects to a hole through the side (carb) you have yourself a beautiful Fruity Apple Pipe!

Shmokin Apples

Shmokin Apples

 

Depending on the size of the Apple, you can have about 6 delicious Apple flavored hits!  Once you have “cherried” your bowl to the bottom, clear up those pasties with a Weed Remixed Apple!! Crunch, Crunch, YUM!!!

Shmokin Apples

Shmokin Apples

Always a good idea, and always a people pleaser! Next time loading a bowl, check and see if you have an Apple floating around, Granny Smith, Fuji or Gala, all are guaranteed to satisfy your stone, and your cottonmouth!

SexxPot! An Aphrodisiac Weed for Women

SexxPot! An Aphrodisiac Weed for Women

Jun 24
SexxPot is Sexy!

SexxPot is Sexy!

 

Weed that makes Women Wanna Do “IT”!

SexxPot is Sexy

SexxPot is Sexy

You might be saying, ” Whaaat! Hold Up. How can Weed get any better?”  Now Strains are being created that aid as a Sex Stimulant for Women!  Thats right, we already thought getting high before sex was awesome, now its even awesome-r!!! Introducing “SexxPot,” a low THC strain that has been developed by an amazing genius of a women named, Karyn Wagner.

SexxPot is Sexy

SexxPot is Sexy

 

Karyn is the founder of an Organization by the name of, “Paradigm Medical Marijuana,” and has been researching  the right dosage of THC that promotes just the right balance of Stoned and Horny! With just the right amount of THC (about 14%) ,  your body will be stimulated at just the right amount, to have some sexy time.

SexxPot Is Sexy

SexxPot Is Sexy

The importance of low THC is to get your body level at the right amount of stoned. “The idea is to create a sensual, psychological effect without getting the smoker too high to function properly,” she explained. With  the right amount your hormones can become balanced.  Your body will have a deeper sensitivity and connection with sex, from the act, down to the finale. 😉

SexxPot is Sexy

SexxPot is Sexy

So for those of you, (myself included) who enjoy Good Sexx and Good Pot, Im pretty sure Sexxpot can be the best way to Spice Up your Sex Life, or at least take it to the next Level!

SexxPot is Sexy

SexxPot is Sexy

Coffee-Doobie Ratio

Coffee-Doobie Ratio

Jun 19
All Day Err Day

All Day Err Day

Balanced Breakfast!

Balanced Breakfast!

The key to Pro Weed Smoking all comes down to Balance and Moderation. In the lives of what some would call “Potheads,” we have a daily struggle that is very real.

The Love of Smoking Marijuana vs. Getting Too High to Function. Here, comes into play one of the most important tricks in Weed Smoking, a trick that allows you to Ascend to The Pothead Lifestyle with Grace and Swag at the same time! The Coffee-Doobie Ratio!!!

All About The Balance!

All About The Balance!

 

This ratio is all about the Balance of Caffeine versus the Thc Stonies that are always lurking around the aftermath of a good ol Smoke Sesh.  This Ratio is Key for remembering in those moments of:

“I want to smoke a Doobie, but if I do I will be too high.” Solution= Get Balanced and Make a cup of Coffee!!

Or

“I want to drink some more Coffee, but I will be to0 hyper/” Solution= Get Balanced and Smoke a Doobie!!Coffee Doobie Ratio

 

If you just keep this Ratio balanced throughout the day, you can classify yourself pretty much a Successful Pothead! You will be Relaxed, Happy and Chilled Out, thanks to the Doobie. While equally Motivated, and Energized thanks to that Sweet Caffeinated Coffee!  Sounds like a Win-Win to me!!

Anybody for a Doobie and  Coffee??

All I Need!

All I Need!

StonerGirls are the Best Girlfriends

StonerGirls are the Best Girlfriends

Jun 11
Bong Hits For Breakfast

Bong Hits For Breakfast

 

I could list many many reasons why girls who smoke weed are amazing. Mostly because I am one, but also because along with being awesome in general, there are many qualities that are also blessings, thanks to the effects of smoking weed!

 

 

1: StonerGirls Have a Great Sense of Humor. We take things lightheartedly and understand that if you can’t laugh at yourself….well life is boring! Being around people who laugh, and make you laugh is contagious, and this is something that is quite the catch!

MaryJane

MaryJane

2: StonerGirls are OpenMinded: With girls that smoke weed  comes with a lot of extra baggage! But the kind you are happy she brought, like great conversations and laugh filled adventures. With the fact we smoke weed comes the fact that we are also more open and accepting to ways other than just our own! We are very ” Go With The Flow.”  and you will wanna go as far as you can! 🙂

Stoned and Silly

Stoned and Silly

3: StonerGirls are Chill: You know those girls that are high maintenance, constantly nagging, and can’t hold still? Yeah, well those are NOT us.  We know how to appreciate the calmer side of life as well.  We appreciate very much to smoke a bowl, and be lazy for a bit. We know its best to light it up and clear it up. It is much better for the mind to have a puff before over reacting to situations. We know there is much more to life than sweating the small stuff!

4: StonerGirls LOVE to Eat: Maybe not quite as much as you guys, but we can for sure hold our own! We aren’t those shy girls embarrassed to eat in front of guys in sake of “looking pretty.” No! We love our snacks and food! Everyone can appreciate a good munch out and being able to enjoy without worrying about if your gf is gluten-free and has an over-complicated diet.

Nice View To Wake Up To

Nice View To Wake Up To

5: StonerGirls=BestSexEver: Yup, thats a fact. With smoking weed comes a connection to a deeper level. From intimacy to just a down right good f*ck, stonergirls can connect and provide. Smoking a joint before a round of the dirty can relax you and allow to let yourself go a bit, which all makes for a really nice happy ending!

So we have pretty much summed up why indeed StonerGirls are the best Girlfriends! With these 5 qualities you have a pretty much guaranteed keeper! What is better than A Super Funny Chilled Out Girl that likes to Eat and Have  Awesome Sex?! Ha! NOT MUCH! If you are so lucky to find yourself one of these, I would say learn how to roll some good joints, this is a girlfriend you wanna keep!

You Love Us!

You Love Us!

Did Scoobie Smoke Doobies?

Did Scoobie Smoke Doobies?

Jun 05
The Gang Is Here!

The Gang Is Here!

Im sure everyone is familiar with the 90’s kids classic TV show, “Scooby Doo.” However what you may not know, but what we will fill you in on, is the fact that the “Doobie” in Scooby “Doobie” Doo, is the main hint in what he loves the most!

Scooby, is that a Doobie?

Scooby, is that a Doobie?

Thats right, Scooby Doobie Doo, and of course his Silly Sidekick Shaggy were Stonnnners! I mean Cmon, the whole lot of the show could be questioned.

Daphne and Fred, the Popular Couple for sure snuck off to the back of the “Mystery Machine,”  and it wasn’t any mystery what they were doing! …More like the “Shaggin Wagon.”
And why do any cool kids hang out with the other kids, well when they have the best Weed of course.

Now we know where "Doobie" comes from!

Now we know where “Doobie” comes from!

Thanks to the Nerd of the Crew, Velma, she put her intelligence to good use in solving crimes, and as well growing the best buds around! Also this strange girl, liked Scooby….a little too much…if you catch my pretty clear drift. Velma was into Beastiality, poor Scooby. But that makes sense where Scrappy Doo came from!

As for the 2 Notorious Locos of this Undercover Cannabis Crew, Shaggy and Scooby Doo….Where do we start! Well considering you both ALWAYS have the munchies, we know exactly whats up.

Why is it so hazy around here?

    Why is it so hazy around here?

Munchin Out!

Munchin Out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Munchieeeeessss!!! The constant smoke from the back of the Mystery Machine could be another clue. Hotbox Much? As for your Scooby Snacks, what do you boys have laced up in those for the sudden Courage Kick you tend to get right after?!  And Shaggy, of course when you found the Love of Your Life, her name would be Mary-Jane!

Scooby Doo and the Stoner Crew!

Scooby Doo and the Stoner Crew!

We have got you guys and gals allllll figured out!!! But don’t get paranoid, Im not here to solve this mystery, but I would like to share a Scooby DOOBIE Dooo!!!!!